barbour, the best in british yoga clothing

"MR. KING, A WILDLIFE WARDEN IN ZIMBABWE, WAS INNOCENTLY FEEDING SOME ORPHANED ELEPHANTS, WHEN FOR NO APPARENT REASON, A ZEBRA MARE ATTACKED HIM. SHE BIT, KICKED AND TRAMPLED HIM, UNTIL SHE WAS DRIVEN OFF BY ONE OF HIS COLLEAGUES. HIS DOCTORS WERE CONVINCED THAT HIS BARBOUR JACKET SAVED HIM SERIOUS INJURY."

10 comments:

annabella said...

What is Barbour? Body armor?

eeyore said...

anna, it's what the queen wears outside, you've seen it a million times. you know, the waxed jackets? i get into an elevator and somebody says, "smells like melted crayons in here!" i love the way my barbour smells, Adventure Cloth and Barbour are all we need to be warm and happy and safe. well, nice shoes, too:)

Stellata said...

What about Babar?

eeyore said...

babar! it's just that that fucker cornelius, or hatchibombatar?, always fucks things up for poor babar. yay, king of the elephants! stellata, yay!

Anonymous said...

Worn by toffs and people who ride horses in the UK. I used to have one when I rode, many years ago. I hate the smell though... ugh.

eeyore said...

i promise not to wear it during your stay in california:) let me know if you come to sf!

annabella said...

may I have some now please?

eeyore said...

hi anna:) yes, in fact i left one for re-waxing at a barbour store in your neighborhood; right across from, in fact, the ex-penhaligon's location, or close. i'll have them send it to you! and you can wear it and be a shiba-herder. roars!

eeyore said...

shiba-basset herders together:) meoweth!

annabella said...

Ohhh if we could be shiba-basset herders, I'd be the happiest lioness in all of lion-land.